college is a truly amazing place
kid: can you sing me a lullaby?
me: PULL UP IN THE MONSTA AUTOMOBILE GANGSTA WITH A BAD BITCH THAT CAME FROM SRI LANKA
Who the hell riots over pumpkins?
Who likes pumpkins that much?
When do pumpkins matter other than around Halloween?
…but I don’t want Daddy to stop =~uwu~=
Whenever I need motivation I just google Gordon Ramsey
Going out on a weekend like…
*wipes tear and whispers* i woke up like dis
The fact that this episode is 10 years old and Beyoncé is even more relevant today is just fabulous