Lolcano
Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn't find it at first
Me: But now I'm here

slayer-slayer-slayer:

nico-ahegao:

if you work at a sex shop is it still nsfw

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me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
...
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
tkyle:

The Spice Girls are reuniting this Fall with a 6th member!

tkyle:

The Spice Girls are reuniting this Fall with a 6th member!

amywinehouseofficial:

"ew why would u swallow"

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COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

simonsprocket:

ruinedchildhood:

Drive Through

Instructions unclear

simonsprocket:

ruinedchildhood:

Drive Through

Instructions unclear

wifipasswords:

teacher: cite your sources in this essay

me:

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clcok:

trying to get out of my pajamas in the morning

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diancie:

ugly:

fuck her right in the

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Nicki Minaj - Monster Verse
304,694 plays

vegeta-bles:

vegeta-bles:

When ur in the dark and can’t find the hole

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billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]