Lolcano

If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

captcreate:

Don’t act like you wouldn’t do the same at a catered affair with free booze…and especially if people from work are there.

captcreate:

Don’t act like you wouldn’t do the same at a catered affair with free booze…and especially if people from work are there.

alienswithankhs:

omfg
apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

poormichelle:

The time Google threw shade at her…

poormichelle:

The time Google threw shade at her…

poormichelle:

The time they didn’t know who she was…

poormichelle:

The time they didn’t know who she was…

sageoftenpaths:

B. Y. E

sageoftenpaths:

B. Y. E

askinnyblackman:

angryblackman:

bbyph4t:

2damnfeisty:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

theafrocentrics:

classicassi:

out0ftheblue:

thepoeticlovechild:

im-lil-g:

what is shoot up schools?

What Is “Pay For Nudes”?

What is “ride bikes in the rain”

What is “fuck their pets”

What is “dance offbeat”?

what is not combing or washing your hair for 7 years and calling it dreads

what is not season their food?

lmaoooooo

What is “going exploring in the woods at 2am in the morning”

what is “clap on 1 and 3?”

askinnyblackman:

angryblackman:

bbyph4t:

2damnfeisty:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

theafrocentrics:

classicassi:

out0ftheblue:

thepoeticlovechild:

im-lil-g:

what is shoot up schools?

What Is “Pay For Nudes”?

What is “ride bikes in the rain”

What is “fuck their pets”

What is “dance offbeat”?

what is not combing or washing your hair for 7 years and calling it dreads

what is not season their food?

lmaoooooo

What is “going exploring in the woods at 2am in the morning”

what is “clap on 1 and 3?”

redclaysweetie:

bruh